NIRVANA FRONTMAN'S TRUE WIDOW SUES DAVID GEFFEN AND GEFFEN RECORDS FOR THE LIFE OF MUSICAL GENIUS KURT COBAIN, 200 MILLION DOLLARS, THE NIRVANA CORPORATION, A PLATINUM RECORD FOR COBAIN'S IN UTERO, AN ARTIST OF THE CENTURY AWARD, A NATIONAL FUNERAL, A MUSEUM RESURRECTED IN HIS HONOR, A MURDER INVESTIGATION, THE ENTRY of COBAIN'S TERM "CONTRADICTIONARY" and PHRASE "CONTRADICTIONARY LIES" from the track Very Ape included in the current Merriem Webster Dictionary Catalogue...
AND
HIS MTV "UNPLUGGED" CLOTHING From An Evening With Nirvana ENCASED IN THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART, complete with the white beaded necklace he sported ever so casually.
AND HERE'S A MESSAGE TO KURT (NOT YOU):
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEND ME AN EMAIL or any form of ACTUAL contact information that pertains to being the ACTUAL person inside THIS BODY:
OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE, CHARGED WITH IMPERSONATION and have you ARRESTED IN DIRECT CONNECTION TO HIS MURDER.
I have seen SEVERAL ADAPTED PICTURES ONLINE WITH LYRICS AND PHRASES THAT LOOK SO OBVIOUSLY LIKE YOUR DOING. IF YOU CAN DOCTOR PICTURES ONLINE, THAN YOU CAN EMAIL ME. SO EITHER QUIT POSING FOR FAKE PICTURES LIKE THIS, or email me promptly.
OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE YOURSELF EVER AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU JUST COMMENTING CASUALLY TO ALL MY POSTS WHEN WE ARE STILL BREATHING ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH??
AND YOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE COMMENTING BEHIND HIM TO MY PRIVATE MESSAGES TO HIM, WITH TOPICS AS PERSONAL AS WHAT HE DOES WITH HIS DICK ARE GOING TO ALL DIE SLOW TORTURESS DEATHS.
THAT IS A FUCKING PROMISE.
BY THE WAY KURT:
KEEP THAT DICK IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS.
AND "KURT" --- IF YOU THINK THOSE ARTICLES FOR ROLLING STONE AND BILLBOARD ARE GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO TELLING A STORY... YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I"M CAPABLE OF WHEN IT COMES TO A PERSON OF YOUR BACKGROUND AND HISTORY AND PLACEMENT IN SOCIETY "FAKING" A SUICIDE... Remember the hundred odd kids who copied the EXACT SCENARIO BASED ON THIS PICTURE???????
JESUSWASHEREFIRST777@GMAIL.COM
YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES IF THIS ISN"T YOU:
AND THIS IS OR WAS YOU :
HERE'S YOUR TWO CHOICES;
SUICIDE. OR MURDER.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEND ME AN EMAIL or any form of ACTUAL contact information that pertains to you being the ACTUAL person inside THIS BODY:
AND IF YOU WERE NEVER INSIDE OF THIS BODY, AND IT DOES NOT BELONG TO KURT COBAIN... THAN YOU ARE NOT HIM.
YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO FAKE THIS
THEN DICK AROUND FOR TWENTY ODD YEARS THEN APPEAR ON THIS WEBSITE AND CASUALLY COMMENT ON MY RANTS THAT TOOK PLACE FOR FOUR ODD YEARS SINCE I FINALLY EMBRACED YOUR FATE, TWO OF WHICH I"VE BEEN WRITING THE MAYOR FRANTICALLY AND POSTING FLYERS IN SEATTLE -- BECAUSE YOU WERENT THERE.
YOU can't expect to just do all of that...
AND COME OUT ALIVE. Especially with that colorful little "suicide" note of yours...
I WILL TAKE YOUR NAME, SOCIAL SECURITY, AND DRIVER'S LICENSE NUMBER FROM YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE KURT COBAIN AGAIN.
HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY HUSBAND -- THE DEAD GUY.
I WAS ECSTATIC WHEN I THOUGHT YOU STILL MAY BE ALIVE BUT IT"S NOW BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS SINCE I DISCOVERED IT... AND NO EMAIL!!
You've heard "the dead guy's always right?" Right?
Kurt,
email: jesuswasherefirst777@gmail.com
MY HUSBAND WILL RISE AND THAN YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.
signed,
Shakespeare
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